S: The experience that you'll remember for a long time

phiber · Post by **phiber** » 01 Jun 2011, 00:34

Hi Everybody!

I want to offer an exclusive once-in-a-year opportunity ti share a ride from Stockholm international airport to the event! This is the real thing, a prequel to the MILSIM event you're going to be a part of. If you don't have hair on your chest, you WILL GROW SOME!

The facts:
- there's 2 of us in the our little team

- we want to get 1 or 2 people to join our road trip and split the costs of rental+gas. (it's not a lot, promise!)
- we've never been to Sweden and we're want to see more than just the airports. we like highways and highway stops

What are we offering besides the above?
- well .... the road trip of your life!
- interesting (sometimes not completely made up) facts about the area we're driving through at the time being
- drink as many beer as you find laying around! free of charge!
- learn to communicate with made-up sign-language
- learn to navigate using the stars, when gps fails (and it will, guaranteed)
- get super-secret tactical advices that will give you extra advantage in the field, where it counts
- we will friend you on facebooky!
- and last but not least.... get a signed t-shirt that you've made it through the road trip!!! (worth $395 if it was sold in retail stores)

Moderators: yes, this is a real post. We are really trying to find someone to split the costs of the rental

Crapgame · Post by **Crapgame** » 01 Jun 2011, 09:01

well there is a few along the E4 you must check.

IKEA in uppsala, if you have not been to ikea, just do it for fun

the dragon gate after Uppsala, this massive chinese buildning in the middle of sweden. http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Gate

and then when you come to Söderhamn more north you will see a Fighertairplane called Viggen on your left, its been set up as a memorial of the Fighterplane airbase F15 which was located there.

just some tips

Trickz · Post by **Trickz** » 01 Jun 2011, 09:19

If I wasn't already a part of this road trip I would sign up

Waldo · Post by **Waldo** » 01 Jun 2011, 09:50

phiber wrote:
- learn to navigate using the stars, when gps fails (and it will, guaranteed)

Well, and what di you do when the gps fails during daytime? Simply bring your good old sextant, compass and chronometer

Vandalen · Post by **Vandalen** » 01 Jun 2011, 10:11

Waldo wrote:
phiber wrote:
- learn to navigate using the stars, when gps fails (and it will, guaranteed)
Well, and what di you do when the gps fails during daytime? Simply bring your good old sextant, compass and chronograph

Travel in the direction the nose points

A_Muller · Post by **A_Muller** » 01 Jun 2011, 11:18

What dates and times are you taking off from stockholm and härnösand?

phiber · Post by **phiber** » 01 Jun 2011, 12:18

A_Muller wrote:What dates and times are you taking off from stockholm and härnösand?

We're arriving on the 28th to Stockholm, and should be mobile by 16h the same day.

Of course, we'll wait for our new best buddies at the airport if needed.

Our flights back are on the 5th but we will return to Stockholm before that time if needed. We have a PLAN B for that situation that involves camping on one of many parking lots that Stockholm has to offer.

Waldo wrote:Well, and what di you do when the gps fails during daytime? Simply bring your good old sextant, compass and chronometer

Trickz and I both had grandfathers who were sea-farers (Morocco - Italy - Greece - Croatia) which means that the super-secret navigational senses are already in our DNA. All we gotta do is to jumpstart them. (this process involves bong fire, calling the spirits of our ancestors and dancing around the fire naked).Trust us, we know what we're doing most of the time!

Crapgame wrote:the dragon gate after Uppsala, this massive chinese buildning in the middle of sweden. http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Gate

Actually I live in South Asia (photos to be shown on need-to-know basis) for a good part of the year so I know some more in-depth stuff about thingslike these. What I can tell you about that massive chinese building is that WIKIPEDIA IS LYING TO YOU. That bulding was made because of the Tunguska incident. More info available on the road-trip itself.

Trickz · Post by **Trickz** » 01 Jun 2011, 12:21

we arrive on the 28th afternoon ( 14:00 )

easy drive to the site, then back after we survive the bier party

phiber · Post by **phiber** » 01 Jun 2011, 12:41

Update!
We have one more thing to offer! Trickz has agreed to give the 3rd and 4th member of the ultimate-roadtrip-ever a thai oil massage!

But that's not all!

I will personally tattoo any picture/word/phrase/symbol on any non-sexual part of your body while we're driving.

Waldo · Post by **Waldo** » 01 Jun 2011, 13:18

phiber wrote: I will personally tattoo any picture/word/phrase/symbol on any non-sexual part of your body while we're driving.

Have you seen the jackass movie... the result of the jeep ride tattoo was not so high quality:D

phiber · Post by **phiber** » 01 Jun 2011, 13:22

Waldo wrote:Have you seen the jackass movie... the result of the jeep ride tattoo was not so high quality:D

Maybe you should join and check for yourself?

Waldo · Post by **Waldo** » 02 Jun 2011, 01:10

Thanks for the offer, but unfortunately we won't take the plane to sverige...

vinni · Post by **vinni** » 02 Jun 2011, 10:36

there's 6 of us coming by plane, any chance we'd fit?

phiber · Post by **phiber** » 02 Jun 2011, 10:57

vinni wrote:there's 6 of us coming by plane, any chance we'd fit?

yup, we can get personell transporter called "mini-van". pm me for info

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