Brassards - "progress" report

[Torak]

Not to put too fine a point on it, but....

Bloody arse muppet bollocking sodding embroiderers, curse them and their progeny for a million and one years hence with irritating and suspicious itches of the genitals.

Still no word. I'm flying to Sweden on Saturday, and I still don't have the brassards. It looks like I'm going to have to eat the £259.27 they've cost me so far, and we're going to need to get alternate armbands made up in H-sand at short notice.

There's still a chance that the brassards will arrive tomorrow, or be sent to H-sand by courier. But at this point, I'm not betting any money on it.